I was wondering if Jeff Gordon owns NASCAR, since they won’t penalize him when he rams someone in the hind end and wrecks them. Maybe we should just stop watching NASCAR.

That excerpt came from one of the caller's into the infamous Charleston Gazette's Readers Voice. The Readers Voice is a column where you gripe and complain and call in about whatever the heck you want to.

I've always wondered what made some people agitated enough to actually call in. I mean, what? Gas prices are up to $3.50/gallon??? Doggone it, I'm calling the Readers Voice to complain. That should get something done about it. Good grief people....

People who call in to the Readers Voice are probably the same people who give NASCAR it's stereotypical persona as rednecks and yes, I think they should stop watching NASCAR. If for no other reason then they're not a Jeff Gordon fan! :-) (as an explanation, I'm not like that because I do love the diversity of all NASCAR drivers--I'm just being sarcastic)

Anyway, one good thing about this particular call to the RV and the numerous others that I find funny in a sick, sad way is that they are great segways for my deep thoughts!

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe, but the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed, and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Maybe we should just stop watching NASCAR."